Toi Notes

Two years since the first post. Things I know now that I did not know in 2011:

• A microphone is a weapon. Give it to the right uncle.


• If the hall says "we start at 6", you start at 7.40.


• Never joke about the groom's mother.


• The bride's friends are in charge, not the bride.


• Always eat before the toi. At the toi nobody will bring you a plate.

Thank you to the couples. Thank you to Ilyas, who is on a plane right now.