The groom's car broke down on the bridge. The bride arrived at the hall on the horse with the groom's kin and no groom. Four hundred people looked at the door. I did nine minutes of programme without a groom, which I think is a world record, and a game called "who knows him best". Nine people answered wrong.
He arrived on the back of a motorcycle in a wrinkled white shirt, and the hall roared as if he had come on a lion. It was the best entrance of the season. I will never advise it.
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